Colt Harper: Esteemed Vampire Cat by Tyrolin Puxty
Why I read: Vampire cat.
Select Sentence “If it makes you happy, then you succeeded already.” – Colt Harper: Esteemed Vampire Cat
Book blurb: “As a self-proclaimed master vampire cat, Colt never imagined he’d be sent to community service at a revolting community theater. And for what? Killing humans who don’t buy the expensive brand of cat food? Talk about unfair.
Still, working with a nervous werewolf and a monster addicted to tickling wasn’t on his to-do list. What’s worse, is he’s falling for a human. Sure, she has green eyes. Sure, she fosters stray cats. But she’s still a disgusting human. So why is he risking his own life to save her from the chasers?”
A quirky book filled with humour. A vampire cat is sentenced to community service for killing a human. Throughout his journey he meets a bunch of weird characters including werewolf, tickle monster, demons, shapeshifter. We follow his escape from human chases (humans who seek out and destroy monsters) in this wonderful book which is told from the point of view of the monsters.
The author plays with what is good or bad in a delightfully amusing way. I loved seeing the humans as the bad guys whilst the monsters justified their actions. Filled with crazy antics which turns the everyday into a quirky delight. Colt’s bluntness, cheekiness and mission to kill any human that harmed a cat were hilarious. The quotes at the start of each chapter were especially brilliant. Colt Harper is now my favourite bad boy vampire cat as it was such fun to see the world through his eyes. This is lighthearted tale filled with humour perfect to make you smile.
I’d recommend to anyone who enjoys humorous fantasy, demons and cats.
Paperback, 170 pages (NB I read a PDF advance version).
Expected publication: June 27th 2017 by Curiosity Quills Press
Spanky by Christopher Fowler
Why I read: Who can resist reading about a daemon called Spanky…..
I loved the original cover when I first read this book in the 90s so had to include this. (The e-book is more modern):
Book blurb: “23-year-old Martyn has a dead-end job, a miserable family, few friends, and no love life. Then he meets a Spancialosaphus Lacrimosae, his own personal demon. Spanky’s friendship brings confidence, the good life, a better job, a girlfriend. But Spanky is a demon, and Martyn has a price to pay. “
A fun twist on the Faustian Pact. The story has the soul and greed of 80/90s London, the cravings for an expensive perfect life filled with wine, women and wealth. It reminded me of my first delightful horror reads as a teenager, very tongue-in-cheek but with some cringy descriptions of women. Darkly British humour, some graphically violent passages, a sprinkling of sex, and social commentary are all mixed together to form an entertaining cocktail that was a quick and easy read.
Martyn’s short-sighted naivety made him hard to have sympathy for but certainly fit into the plot. I loved the daemon Spanky, in my head he was a cross between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, all delicious swagger, a true cheeky bad-boy. Definitely the star of the book. Is it wrong that I was rooting for the deamon to win?
I’d recommend to anyone who enjoys fun, light-heart 90s British horror.
I received a free ARC of this book via Netgallery and Random House Publishing Group in exchange for my honest review.
352 pages Ebook ISBN: 9780399180439 Expected Pub Date: 20 Jun 2017 by Random House Publishing Group
(Book was first published in 1994)
We had some glorious weather in London last week so I couldn’t resist going out for a coffee and sitting outside to read this fun book.